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My nine-year-old daughter asked me out of the blue last night, “How do you get a baby?” I was a little shocked and, as I was thinking what to say, she then told me that her friend told her that “the boy and girl have to have sex”.Chatting about the weather can only get you so far before you need to come up with some universally-acceptable things to talk about during the holidays.The truth is, some events are particularly ripe for awkward silences and weird gaps in conversation: there are the long car rides with an S. you just started dating; nail-biting one-on-one moments with your boss at the office holiday party; the moment your racist Aunt Irma lets a comment slip after two glasses of cabernet; and those minutes of everyone gathering in the living room to hang out, only to realize that in these days of constant communication, there's sometimes not a ton left over to talk about in person.My fone crashed I lost the last few messages 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: Oh. 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: I kinda get a bit of perverse pleasure from making u horny 7/30/2013 : PUPIL: 🙂 7/30/2013 : PUPIL: Not fair if u don’t share! (ANOTHER PUPIL) trying to get me to con his mom to let him come over 7/30/2013 : PUPIL: K 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: Pornographic image depicting a child giving a man a blow job 7/30/2013 : PUPIL: Is he coming?7/30/2013 : TEACHER: Up to his mom 7/30/2013 : PUPIL: K 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: Or if he lets me jerk him off hahaha 7/30/2013 : PUPIL: Hahaha 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: Pornographic image of two men engaged in sexual intercourse 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: That’s all I want to do at the moment 7/30/2013 : PUPIL: To who??? 7/30/2013 : PUPIL: S’pose not 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: Image of young naked boy posing with his rear to the camera 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: Nice bum 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: I really wouldn’t mind doing it to u 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: In fact…Honestly, cute animals are the great equalizers.” "I feel like I always pull up a video of my cat. Because I film him every morning." , so I employ the Raccoon Conversation Diversion Method at our family holidays. They live in almost every state, and they are hilarious but kind of creepy and sneaky and unpredictable, and I find if you begin by talking about how a raccoon got stuck in your garage and panic-ate all the Nature Valley bars, someone else has an equally hilarious story.
7/30/2013 : PUPIL: G’nite 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: Delete hey 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: Okay gnite 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: And come past tomorrow 7/30/2013 : PUPIL: K 7/30/2013 : TEACHER: Maybe my hand will make its way across your um…Its reverse psychology fueled by the idiotic men willing to pay 70k for a hole, other men wouldn't bleep for free..with two rubbers!!!! I think that the general idea of being schooled is to acquire knowledge and skillfully apply same in solving personal/social problems, neither you nor the oloshos in question have justified your O'Levels talk less of higher degrees. 116Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2018 Oluwaseun Osewa. ' and then pull out your phone and look up that video.Depending on their age, they may give you some patronizing look as they mentally file you away as the worst of millennials with your ADD and internet/phone obsession, but even if the video fails to load on your phone, this can lead the conversation in a variety of different directions (i.e.